Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time"
The Beach Boys - "Don't Worry, Baby"
Dolly Parton - "Baby I'm Burning"
Stephen Malkmus - "Baby C'Mon"
Four Tops - "Wonderful Baby"
Mariah Carey - "Always Be My Baby"
The Meters - "Just Kissed My Baby"
The Supremes - "Baby Love"
The Drones - "Baby"
Bay City Rollers - "Bye Bye Baby"
Beyonce feat. Sean Paul - "Baby Boy"
Transvision Vamp - "Baby I Don't Care"
TOP TEN POSSIBLE FUTURE VISIONS FOR SURI HOLMES-CRUISE
10. Guns N' Roses - "Sweet Child Of Mine"
9. Marilyn Monroe - "My Heart Belongs To Daddy"
8. Paul Kelly - "Deeper Water"
7. ABBA - "Does Your Mother Know"
6. No Doubt - "Simple Kind Of Life"
5. Black Box Recorder - "Child Psychology"
4. Sinead O'Connor - "Daddy I'm Fine"
3. Martha Wainwright - "Bloody Motherfucking Asshole"
2. Tracey Bonham - "Mother Mother"
1. Stevie Wonder - "Isn't She Lovely"
Don't ya think the whole Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes thing is a bit of a joke. I mean, People have babies everyday who gives a fuck about them. It proves how discusting western culture has become when this is what famillies talk about at dinner time. Then of course there is all the rumours that Katie had the baby weeks ago and that they announced it now to tie in with the release of Tom's latest movie. They should all take a lesson from Pete Doherty and Kate Moss and just tell the media to fuck off. I see Gweneth had a baby the other day, Isn't that lovely! I like your lists, can't wait for the moog one.
Oh yes - everything about "TomKat" has been repulsively in your face. That poor child...!